the best thing you will ever read

Sun, 08 Oct 2006 10:51:09 GMT

to holly.... shame she can't read this! someone can copy and paste if they're desperate to!

do you think putting my stuff in a bin bag in my own home and shoving it behind the sofa was the right thing to do? even now? especially because i was in the house at the same time?

do you think running to MY best friend of 9 years and slating me behind my back was really the right thing to do? REALLY?

do you really think everyone hates me because YOU arranged 2 people to move in without ASKING when feay and me were moving out. its true I advertised it, but last saturday when i am interupted from tidying (OMG YES) stuff in the living room by a girl with a box in her hand telling me shes moving in... what the fuck is that?

do you think calling me an illegal squatter in 'OUR' house was right? ESPECIALLY AS MY NAME IS ON THE FUCKING CONTRACT AND IS STILL ON IT. HAHAHAH SUCK.THAT.UP. BITCH!

and do you really think its right that you drove 2 people out of the worst house in didsbury because you are so much of an uptight idiot... a moaning old woman...and a deceptive little bitch treating my property like a tramps?

my friends were curious as to why i was moving out this house. thats right, my friends. people who actually realise that yes i made some mistakes with this amy girl, who is the biggest twat on the planet - like a little child running past me telling me to get out of my house. until her name is on the contract and until i get my deposit she is the "illegal squatter". but she is still, after all, a complete losecard! but with you, i did nothing wrong. you just took it upon yourself to cause all this trouble by treating feay and me with no respect. Sorry if you believe that i use 20 plates a day, every knife and fork, all the pots and pans every day ever, and that i just pile it all up in the kitchen. sorry if you are that deluded that you think i do that. sorry if you dont believe i work practically every night and sorry that you dont believe i go to uni.

im not sorry about what ive said or done. but im sorry to my friends who have unwillingly been dragged into this. my friends who ive known for years... dont you dare. and i mean dare drag them into it. dont talk about "taking sides" because most people want to stay out of it. you treated ant and me with NO respect and you deserve fuck all from anyone for proving what a vindictive (funnily enough one of YOUR friends used that words to describe you!!) moron you are.

maybe if you read this you're thinking what a pussy i am for writing this on here? naah mate. im not wasting one of my unlimited texts on you. im not wasting my breathe talking to you and im not wasting my energy walking upstairs to have it out with you. because you aren't worth it.

you are pathetic...and i wish no longer to even think of your existance. I would never have said this if i hadn't got a text from sarah saying she wanted to stay out of it. and i just thought...of all the people i know, you slagged me off to the girl ive known for 9 years. are you mental? psycho hose beast!

Sun, 16 Apr 2006 05:58:20 GMT

i feel like im being lied to constantly.

Tue, 11 Apr 2006 02:07:36 GMT

gay.

im feel ike im at the top o the world......wait!! its round!

Tue, 28 Feb 2006 19:50:59 GMT

im ill, but im a REET strong lass and can cope with my day to day chores.
These consist of making ant his morning toast and driving him to work and back, i sleep for the rest of the day whilst ant brings in the money, hes such a good guy.
Hes even putting £500 away every month leaving him with only £200 to enjoy himself, hes doing this because we are having our first child and we need to make sure "HE" gets everything he desires, even save up for his college fund in later life.
When ant gets home i like to make his tea, i stick my "kiss the cook" apron on and moosey on downstairs, kiss him, and make our tea.
did i mention i make a cracking toad in the hole??????

if ant is feeling frisky i am more than happy to fulfill his desire of the day, this normnally consists of "BIG THUMB IN BUM" which is a favourite of mine.
of course no lube as my a$$ is naturally moist for 23 hours of the day, in that 1 hour i am normally shitting out the fine cuisine i cook in my kitchen and i can safely say i poo through the eye of a needle

Wed, 11 Jan 2006 16:19:57 GMT

so basically ant put in my last entry, no dave, im not pregnant.
as believeable as his story was - which means not at all...
it proves once again, how stupid blokes are.

anyway, i made a plastic horse last night. and sliced my finger open
good times!

Wed, 28 Dec 2005 21:34:04 GMT

Mon, 15 Aug 2005 12:31:56 GMT

1. What is your current ringtone?
drum mix, its like the only fools and horses tune..but with no singing...and slightly different

2. What is your current wallpaper?
my beautiful face

3. Do you own a picture phone?
i surely wouldn't be cool if ididnt. this is why i own 2 picture phones :)

4. Go to your text message inbox and type what the 10th message says:
"hey its phil. can i get sum bud? x"

5. How many contacts do you have on your phone?
62 contacts i think.

6. Go to your missed calls. 5th missed call... who is it?
phil, about 10,000 times.

8. Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone?
some dickhead salesman. askin for someone called janette? wang.

9. What service do you have?
O2, ohyeaaa

10. At this very moment, how many bars do you have for your service battery?
2 out of 3

11. Who's on your speed dial number 5?
i dont do speed dial, i know almost all my number off by heart... :( i really do!

12. Do you have voicemail?
i do, and i have no credit..even tho its free..i have 4 new messages which i cannot get, as its not free! what the chub

13. How many contacts that start with the letter D do you have?
i have 8 D's! dan b, dan wade, dave, david, david home, david mum, dive, doink.

14. Who do you call the most?
i dont really call anyone. but i guess i call eddie a lot.

15. How many text messages do you get a month?
too fucking many - I HAVE NO CREDIT!!

16. Can you send pictures?
well, i could if i had credit.

17. What are the last 4 digits to your number?
3563

18. Go to your sent texts, what does the eighth one say?
well ive deleted them. i imagine it said something good.

19. What about the 15th?
i deleted it :@

20. Who's the last person that you called?
whoever was at home!

22. Last person that texted you?
alan

23. Last person you added to your contacts?
'random scream guy' aka mike

24. How many minutes are on your plan?
i dont have no plan, foo

25. Do you like your phone?
its honkydoreyy as some might say

edddieeee

Sun, 05 Jun 2005 14:38:35 GMT

is back!!! :D amazing time, ive missed him soooooo much. he had so much to tell me, and he aint even begun yet. it'll be better when i see him next and im not out of myface...

er..had a shit shit shit night on friday.well..saturday morning. found out some shit information..ruined alot.infact, it pretty much made my weekend suck :) so im trying to get as wasted as i physically can, so that i can forget it all. everything. ever :)

but yea! exams soon..boring shit..alton towers on tuesday :D cant wait! thats all i wanna say now, i feel pretty shit xx

i like the way you moooveee

Thu, 07 Apr 2005 00:07:24 GMT

thank you friends :)
you mean the world to me, and im glad to have you.
i mean it, 100%
ta for now! xxx

that gay day!

Mon, 14 Feb 2005 12:29:04 GMT

its that gay day again! i hate today, for the pure fact that its so gay! i guess by buying your boyfriend/girlfriend a card/chocolate/flowers/having sex...thats a real good way of saying "i love you" ahahahahahahaahahah "here..i bought you this ring.." ahahaha!!! joke, what an absolute joke! if someone bought me a rose, id smash their face in. a rose isnt even a nice flower! unless they're blue! then they're mint! yess, my mail hasnt come today and im a bit worried my ex has got me a card...we shall see! if he has, im going to burn it, save the ashes and post it back to him. i love valentines day for this reason :)

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Thu, 10 Feb 2005 16:12:32 GMT

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Tue, 08 Feb 2005 15:49:06 GMT

yessss...i blatantly am getting my haircut a week today. this is exciting...i havent had it done in aaaages :)
ste...im going to race you next weekend i hope :( i'll beat your face beatty..ohyes

Fri, 04 Feb 2005 00:10:24 GMT

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...
i got home from work, and im in a mint mood :D i went shopping today and bought fun things :) i would take pictures, but i have broken my webcam..never fear, im buying a new oneeeee on...sunday!! :D digital one, check me out lagging behind in technology. i love it!anyways! yes, im back in manchester on.......the.....19th! be there, or be squarez :(

Tue, 01 Feb 2005 17:54:19 GMT

i had a proper wank exam today, it was really shit :)
ive got work in 7 minutes, im really excited.
ive used the word "really" 3 times now. booya
xx

bleak

Sat, 22 Jan 2005 19:37:04 GMT

stacey left not long ago...a bit gay really! i dont think i'll ever see her again....cause...yknow thats what happens! my mum and dad went away today, at about 4pm. sheesh, took them long enough to go! anyways, been smoking weed all day :( bad stuff. and i wanna be out in manchester tonight :( not here...but..that wont happen! nevermind, next weekend :D weeeeeee ste and meeeee STE OWES ME 30 QUIDDDDD if you dont pay it i will smash your games :D
ahahahaah

first one..

Sat, 22 Jan 2005 15:27:02 GMT

hello! this is actually for an audience of one..at the minute...as..i aint adding hardly anyone to this one!
anyways, got back from work...its staceys last day here today, shes leaving to go to swindon tomorrow :(
no more gnash, stacey and me then! but its kinda good...cause then she wont be known as my skanky friend anymore as...i wont see her!
i'll still have the ginger one tho :) but yea! we're gettin in some booze...heh, booze, and some weed...throwing a mini-party round here...
the least i can do really! havent bothered with them much recently...nevermind!